Once, Isaac Newton came to India and happened to watch a few Tamil movies. The poor man ended up being terribly confused about the validity of the various laws of physics that he had discovered.

Here are a few scenes from the movies that he watched.

1)Rajanikanth has a brain tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long live Rajanikanth!!!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does? He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his own revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires the gun. Bang... the Gangster dies.

This was too much for Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go return home. But he happened to see another movie for one last time,in the hope that at least one movie would follow his beloved theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't
changed. Oops, not so fast! The 'climax' finally arrives.

Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of his usual superman techniques but Rajanikanth has to kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton is smiling...surely this is impossible?).

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide.