A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington, DC. Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped President Bush, Vice President Cheney, Don Rumsfeld, Alberto Gonzales, and reporters from Fox News. They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and setthem on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."