"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id"
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed. It can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut.