Sri lankan president,American, iranian and Egyptian discussed about the best in their countries. American president said, we have the best intelligent service in the world that is CIA.
Iranian president said we produce the best carpet in the world.
Egyptian president said we have the most beautiful girls in the world.
At last the lankan president said, i have the highly skilled men in my defence who can f**k egyptian girls on an iranian carpet without the knowledge of CIA.
May God bless those heros.