Once Udurawana was driving along the highway one evening.All of a sudden,it came a nature call terribly. He saw a little bar up the way and he pulled into the parking lot.
When he got inside, he found the place was packed! The bar ws crowded with people trying to get drinks, ladies were dancing on the tables and there's hardly standing room anywhere.
Udurawana scaned the place a couple of times to find the restrooms, but to no avail. Finally, he spoteda small stairway and scrambled up.
When he got to the top, he discovered that all the doors were locked.except one. When he open the door, all he saw was a big hole in the floor. Desperate, he dropped his pants and dumped the biggest load he's ever had right there in the hole.
Relieved, he calmly walked down the stairs.To his surprise, the once crowded barroom was completely empty, not a soul was in sight. Slowly, a bartender rose from behind the bar.
"What happened!?!" asked Udurawana
The bartender responded "Where were you when the shit hit the fan?!"