A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked the boy, "What is your problem?"
The boy answers, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!"
The Teacher had enough. She took the boy to the principal's office.
While the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. She agreed.
The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy : "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader should know. The principal looked at the teacher and told her, "I think the boy can go to the third grade."
The teacher said to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?" Both the principal and the boy agreed.
Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy (after a moment): "Legs."
Teacher : "What is in your pants that I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Teacher : "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious, and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: "Coconut."
Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: "Bubblegum."
Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down, and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: "Shake hands."
Teacher: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"
Boy: :Yep."
Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
Boy: "Tent."
Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first." The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense.
Boy: "Wedding Ring."
Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Boy: "Nose."
Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: "Arrow."
Teacher: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"
Boy: "Firetruck."
Teacher: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand?"
Boy: "Fork "
Teacher: "What is it that all men have, one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy: "SURNAME."
Teacher: "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?"
Boy: "HEART."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,