Modern Heights Posted by s.c.suraweera on January 12, 2009 at 18:45:13
1. What is height of Fashion? - Dhoti with a zip . ************** 2. What is height of Secrecy? - Offering blank visiting cards. ************** 3. What is height of Active laziness? - Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. ************** 4. What is height of Craziness? - Getting a blank paper Xeroxed. ************** 5. What is height of Forgetfulness? - Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him/her last. ************** 6. What is height of Stupidity? -A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door. ************** 7. What is height of Honesty? - A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket. ************** 8. What is height of Suicide? - A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road. ************** 9. What is height of De-hydration? - A cow giving milk powder.
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