Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
Anonymous
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
Oscar Wilde
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Scottish Proverb
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
Sam Kinison
Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
H. L. Mencken
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
Anonymous
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
Anonymous
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
Anonymous
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said," Somewhere I have never been!" I told her," How about the kitchen?"
Anonymous
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" Following! Her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."
Anonymous
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u let him in!
Anonymous
Finally the best one
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started
back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,
'Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said," Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more
than I've ever witnessed before.
For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied
"My wife's first husband."
Anonymous