The fine art of cricket commentary!

Tony Greig to Slater:
Q: How does a cricket commentator describe a nude girl?

A: There is no cover , no extra cover, no slip, but 2 silly points & 2 fine legs, a deep gully... and little grass on the pitch! will be bit wet after overnight rain. any way It's going to be a fine batting pitch. Good for googlies and better for finger spinners.