Man goes to a bar. There was a guy having beer, next to him was a big dog.
Man asked the guy " does your dog bite?"
He said no.
Man started padding the dog. Dog bites the man.
Man was so mad. Eh! you said your dog doesn't bit. See what happened.
The guy said yeh but this is not my dog.
Ha Ha ha......
When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.