(This is not a FABRICATED but a Real Story.)

One day in the Parliament of the Great Brittan the Opposition Leader Madam Magret Thatcher (later became the Prime minister) was criticizing the PRIME Minister Mr. Edward Heath in very loud voice. At What ever she shouted he was smiling very calm and quietly.

This behavior of him made her more and more angry. She shouted finally "Why you are silent. Reply me. Or not what I can do. Fortunately you are not the husband of mine. If so I could have killed you by giving some poison."

Then Mr. Edward opened his Mouth. Said... "OK fortunately you are not my wife. IF you are, before you give me, I drink it happily"