A man is sunbathing nude at the beach. A little girl comes up to him, so he covers his privates with a newspaper. The little girl says, 'What's under there?' The man says, 'A bird.' The girl goes away and the man fall asleep. He wakes up in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor & a policeman are at his bedside, and the Dr. asks, "Do you remember what happened?" The man answers, 'I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."
The policeman says "I asked her what happened? She said, 'I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. Then it spat at me! ...so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed its two little eggs!"
MORAL : DON'T LIE TO KIDS