Performance Review Terms - Part 1 Posted by AHM Iqbal on 11/16/2009 AVERAGE EMPLOYEE: Not too bright. EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Made no major blunders - yet. ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks a lot. FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Spouse drinks, too. CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one step ahead of the cops. ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated. QUICK THINKING: Offers plausible excuses for mistakes. CAREFUL THINKER: Won't make a decision. TAKES PRIDE IN WORK: Conceited. PLANS FOR ADVANCEMENT: Buys drinks for all the boys in the office at happy hour. FORCEFUL: Argumentative. AGGRESSIVE: Obnoxious. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS: Gets someone else to do it. A KEEN ANALYST: Thoroughly confused. | |
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