Marwadi: What's the rate of the banana?
Shopkeeper: 1 Rupee
Marwadi: Will u give in 60 paise?
S.K: only the cover.
Marwadi:Take 40 paisay, keep the cover and give me the rest...

Marwadi falls from the 14th floor...
While falling he sees his wife from his kitchen window, preparing food...
he shouted: do not prepare for meeeee....

Marwadi saved a Sheikh's life by donating him his blood.
Sheikh gifted him a Mercedez..
Next time Sheikh again needed blood.
Marwadi donated again..
This time the Sheikh gifted him a toffee seeing which the Marwadi said: Where's the car?
Sheikh: Well.. the Marwadi's blood is now ruuning inside me too.

Marwadi called a newspaper office and asked: My uncle is dead and I want a condolence to be printed.
What are the charges?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word..
Marwadi: Oh!!! too much... Anyway write, "Uncle Dead"
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 5 words!
Marwadi: Oh ho! Let me think... Ok write, "Uncle Dead, Maruti for sale"

There was a Marwadi too aboard the sinking Titanic. He was laughing while the ship was sinking.
His friend asked: Why r u laughing?
Marwadi: Thank God I didn't buy the return ticket...