Marwadi: What's the rate of the banana?
Shopkeeper: 1 Rupee
Marwadi: Will u give in 60 paise?
S.K: only the cover.
Marwadi:Take 40 paisay, keep the cover and give me the rest...Marwadi falls from the 14th floor...
While falling he sees his wife from his kitchen window, preparing food...
he shouted: do not prepare for meeeee....
Marwadi saved a Sheikh's life by donating him his blood.
Sheikh gifted him a Mercedez..
Next time Sheikh again needed blood.
Marwadi donated again..
This time the Sheikh gifted him a toffee seeing which the Marwadi said: Where's the car?
Sheikh: Well.. the Marwadi's blood is now ruuning inside me too.
Marwadi called a newspaper office and asked: My uncle is dead and I want a condolence to be printed.
What are the charges?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word..
Marwadi: Oh!!! too much... Anyway write, "Uncle Dead"
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 5 words!
Marwadi: Oh ho! Let me think... Ok write, "Uncle Dead, Maruti for sale"
There was a Marwadi too aboard the sinking Titanic. He was laughing while the ship was sinking.
His friend asked: Why r u laughing?
Marwadi: Thank God I didn't buy the return ticket...