A man was suspicious of his friend who he thought was sleeping with his wife. He was too scared but drummed up enough courage to ask him some questions.
"Hey, Eric do you like women who smells like cheese"?
" Hell no, I like them smelling sweet".
" Do you like women with big breasts"?
"No not really" "I like them petit".
"Then do you like a woman with garlic breath"
"Are you mad, I like them clean so that they are kissable"
"Then why are you screwing my wife"?.