A Sardarni gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

'What's up?' she asks.
'I'm having a heart attack,' cries the husband.

The sardarini rushes downstairs to grab the phone,
but just as she's dailing her four-year-old son comes up and says, Mommy! Mommy! Your sister, Aunt Amrit Kaur is hiding in your Wardrobe, and she's got no clothes on !

The sardarini slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the Wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the Wardrobe floor.

'You rotten 'B****', she screams, 'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!'