A man and his ever nagging wife went to Jerusalem on holiday, The wife passed away there. The undertaker said for $5000 we can ship the body to your country. But for $150 we can bury her in this Holy Land. The man said I want the body shipped to my country. The undertaker asked why do you want to pay $5000 when you can do it here for $150?
The man said, long time ago a person called Jesus Christ died here and was buried here. Three days later he rose from the dead. I don't want to take a chance.