A famous reporter was doing a documentary on the customs of the
American Indians. After a tour of a reservation that they were on,
she asked what was the significance and major differences in the
number of feathers on the head dresses that they were wearing.

She asked a young Indian who only had one feather on his head
dress. His reply was, "ME ONLY HAVE ONE WIFE, ME HAVE ONLY ONE
FEATHER."

She asked another young man, feeling that the first guy was only
joking. This young Indian had four feathers on his head dress. He
replied,"OGH! ME HAVE FOUR FEATHERS BECAUSE ME SLEEPS WITH FOUR
WIVES."

Still not convinced about the number of feathers actually indicated
the number of wives involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now
the Chief had a head dress full of feathers, which needless to say,
amused the reporter. She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many
feathers on your head dress?"

The chief proudly pounded his chest and said, "ME CHIEF! ME
FUCK-EM ALL, BIG, SMALL, FAT TALL, ME FUCK-EM ALL!!"

Horrified, the reporter stated, "YOU OUGHT TO BE HUNG!!" The
chief replied, "YOU DAMNED RIGHT ME HUNK..........BIG LIKE BUFFALO,
LONG LIKE SNAKE!!"

The reporter cried, "YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO HOSTILE." The chief
replied, "HORSE-STYLE, DOG STYLE, WOLF-STYLE, ANY STYLE, ME FUCK EM
ALL!"

Tears in her eyes, the reporter cried, "OH DEAR!!" The chief
replied, "NO DEER, ME NO FUCK DEER, ASSHOLE TOO HIGH AND FUCKERS RUN
TOO FAST, ME NO FUCK DEER!"