Years ago, Brian Mulroney Prime Minister of Canada was looking for a "Call Girl". He found three such ladies in a local lounge: a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red Head.
To the Blond Brian said, "I'am the Prime Minister of Canada. How much would it cost me to spend some time with you.?"
She replied, "$200.00 plus the GST Tax."
He then made the same proposition to the Brunette.
Her reply was, "$100.00 plus the GST Tax."
Finally he made the same popostin to the Red Head.
Her reply was, "Mr. Prime Minister, if you can raise my
Skirt as high as my taxes, get my Panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times,
Keep it as high as the Gas Prices, Keep me Warmer than
my Apartment, and Screw me the way you do the public with the GST, then believe me Mr. Prime Minister, it won't cost you a Damn Cent!"