A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big, I mean reeeally big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.'
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!'
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off 'What's wrong?' he asks.
She answers:
'Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little sausage?'