A police patrolman was making his evening rounds in the town. He came around driving a used car lot and saw two older ladies sitting in a used car.

He stopped and inquired with them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?

"Heavens no, we bought it."

"Then why don't you drive it away."

"We can't drive."

"Then why did you buy it?"

"We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting."