Posted by H.P.R.Gunawardena on April 23, 2012 at 11:32:35
Two guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking ganja.
The judge says, "You seem like nice persons and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday."
On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honour, I persuaded 17 people to give up ganja forever."
"Seventeen people? That's wonderful How did you do it? "
"I used a diagram, your honour. I drew two circles like this: Oo.
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before smoking ganja and the small circle is your brain afterwards."
"That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy.
"And how did you do?"
"Well, your honour, I persuaded 156 people to give up smoking ganja forever."
"Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"
"Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: oO. Then I pointed to the little circle and said,
'This is your rectum before going to prison.
