Old but gold LIE Posted by Sarat Gamini on August 30, 2012 at 09:43:47
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. Father asks his son what he did that day. Son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies. "Dad asks, "what movie did you watch? "Son says, "Toy Story."The robot slaps the son. Son says, " Ok, Ok we were watching pornos. "Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't even know what pornos were! "The robot slaps the dad. Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son! " The robot slaps the mom.
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