Posted by Najimudeen on 12/11/2013
Mr Sam was a 45 year old person went to a medical clinic for a routine medical check up. While he was waiting for his turn, the person seated next to him started some conversation.
Peter: Mr Sam, do you take alcohol regularly?
Sam: No. I don't take alcohol at all.
Peter: Are you a heavy smoker?
Sam: No. I do not smoke at all
Peer: Have you any extra marital affairs?
Sam: No. I am not even married.
Peter: Do you eat pork, mutton or beef?
Sam: No. I am a pure vegetarian
Then Mr Peter told: Mr Sam, Why do you want to live long? Better you die early.
