TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN
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>A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked
>her how that could be possible.
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>"Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died
>before we could consummate the marriage."
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>"The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding
>day."
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>"The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on
>the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."