FBI Marksman

One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town.
Everywhere he saw the evidence of the most amazing shooting, on trees, on
walls, and on fences there were numerous bull's eyes with the bullet hole
in dead centre.

The FBI man asked one of the townsmen if he could meet the person
responsible for this wonderful marksmanship. The man turned out to be the
village idiot.

"This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen." said the FBI man. "How in
the world do you do it?"
"Nothing to it," said the idiot. "I shoot first and draw the circles
afterward !!!"

THE GROCERY STORE

The story goes that there was this lady married to a Caucasian. The poor
lady was not very proficient in English but anyhow managed to communicate
with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for
groceries. One day, she went to the butcher's and wanted to buy pork chops.
She didn't know how to put forward her request and in desperation lifted up
her skirt to expose her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady
went home with pork chops. The next day she needed to get chicken breasts.
Again, she didn't know what to say and so unbuttoned her blouse to show the
butcher her breasts. The lady got what she wanted. The third day, the poor
lady wanted to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store
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...................................What were you thinking ?!?!?

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...............................................................Huh ?!?!?

She brought her husband along because the guy could speak English !!!