A QUICKIE

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are
gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt
with legs that won't quit walks up to his table and asked if he was ready
to order, "What would you like, sir? "He looks at the menu and then scans
her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her
composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?"
Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie,
please."

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the
face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, I think
it's pronounced 'quiche'."