>Subject: SAURKRAUT

A doctor started having an affair with his nurse,
>>and shortly after this started, she announced that she had
>>become pregnant.
>>
>>Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large
>>amount of money and asked her to go out of the country,
>>to Germany, to wait out the pregnancy and have the baby over there.
>>
>>"But, how will you know when our baby is born?" she asked.
>>
>>"Well", he said, "After you've had the baby, just send me a
>>post card and write 'sauerkraut' on the back".
>>
>>Not knowing what else to do, she took the money and went off to
>>Germany. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife
>>called him at his office.
>>
>>"Dear, you received a very strange post card in the mail today", she
>>explained. "I don't understand what it means!"
>>
>>"Just wait till I get home and I'll read it," he replied.
>>Later that evening, the doctor came home and read his post
>>card which said:
>>
>>"SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT; TWO WITH WIENERS, ONE WITHOUT!"