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> > NUN STORY
> >
> > A nun gets into a cab in New York. She demurely says in a
> > small,high,voice, "Could you please take me to Times Square?"
> >
> > In a thick Brooklyn accent the cabbie initiates conversation,
> > "Hey sista, that's kinda a long drive? You mind if we, like, chat?
> >
> > The nun says, "Why no my son, whatever is on your mind?"
> >
> > The cabbie, "About dis celibacy thing. Are you telling me you
> > never think about doin' it?
> >
> > The nun, "Why certainly, my son, the thought has crossed my
> > mind a time or two. I am of weak human flesh you understand."
> >
> > The cabbie, "Well, woulda ever consider, you know, doin' it?"
> >
> > The nun, "Well, I suppose under certain conditions, in a very
> > unique circumstance, I might consider it.
> >
> > The cabbie, "Well what would dose conditions happen to be?"
> >
> > The nun, "Well, he'd have to be Catholic, unmarried and well,
> > certainly, he could have no children."
> >
> > The cabbie, "Well, sista, today is your lucky day. I am all
> > three. Why do youse come on up here...I won't even make you really
> > break your vows. All you gotta do is go down on me."
> >
> > The nun looks around....they are awfully far away from where
> > anyone would recognize her....at the next light she gets into the
> > front with the driver. By the next light, the nun is getting back
> > into the rear of the cab, and the cabbie is smiling from ear to ear.
> >
> > As she settles in, the nun hears the cabbie begin to laugh.
> >
> > The nun inquires, "Why, my son, what is so humorous?"
> >
> > The cabbie sneers, "Sista, I got ya. I'm Protestant, I'm
> > married, and I got four kids.
> >
> > And from the back of the cab comes the nun's low voiced
> > response, "Yeah, well my name's Dave and I'm on my way to a costume
> > party."
> >