One morning 2 priests head to the showers and it isn't until they are
already in the shower they both realize they did not bring any soap.

Father Jack decides he'll run back for the soap, he checks out the
hallway, no one around so rather than get dressed he decides to make a
run for it. He checks the hall before heading back to the showers,
all clear, so he makes a break for it, just as he turns the corner to
the showers he spots three nuns walking towards him. With no where to
go he stands perfectly still, holding the 2 bars of soap hoping the
nuns will think he's a statue.

The nuns approach, "oh my look at that, isn't that the most life like
statue you've ever seen?" the first asks. She steps up for a closer
look, reaches out and gives a couple of tugs on the priest's dick.
Startled he drops the 1st bar of soap. "oh heaven's" she exclaims
"I got a bar of soap".

The 2nd nun amazed at how realistic the statue looks steps closer and
again, a couple of yanks of the priest's dick and he drops the other bar
of soap ''my goodness. I got a bar of soap too". The nuns can't believe
it.

The 3rd nun, overcome by the miracle statue, walks up to it and gives a
couple of tugs to the priest's dick, "my God this is amazing"
she says, "I got liquid hand soap!!