A fellow goes to the pharmacist and says,
"Listen, these two girls are coming over this
weekend, and they are hot, very hot. Would you
have something to get me going all night? It's
going to be a hell of a party."
The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back
with an old dusty bottle and says, "This stuff
is potent: drink only one ounce of it, and I
guarantee that you will be doing the wild thing
all night. Let me know how it goes."
The weekend goes by and on Monday morning, the
pharmacist goes to work and finds the same guy
waiting for him on the door-step.
The pharmacist says, "What are you doing here so
early? How was your weekend ?"
The guy replies, "Quick, I need Blue Ice (a
muscle pain relief).
The pharmacist, knowing what the guy had been
doing all weekend, says, "Are you crazy, you
can't put that on your penis. The skin is way
too sensitive."
The guy says, "Oh, no, no! It's not for that;
it's for my arm."
Pharmacist: "What?? What happened?"
Guy replies, "Well... I drank the whole bottle of
your potion."
Pharmacist: "Oh my G-d! Then what?!?"
"The girls? Ah... Er... Well... The girls never
showed up."

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