I've got a couple here.... "Beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot!"
and....."Beans beans their good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart! The more you fart the better you feel, so lets eat beans in every meal!" Tee-Hee! And Um....

*LaughingGas* When your laughing so hard you rip a ronchy one, then everyone staires at you and you keep laughing and you keep ripping more.